Sunday, September 29, 2013

Blame it on the rain, Blame it on the stars, Whatever you do don't put the blame on [Mehndi]



If it’s Sunday afternoon, it must be time to blog. I ’m flying solo today, Rae has gone back to the US for a month to sit Ben and Becca’s kids and to see family and friends. So, you are left with me for the next few weeks. I’ll try not to let down the team.

If you are on Facebook with Rae, you read about a huge storm we had on Wednesday and the personal aftermath of that storm. If you aren’t on FB with Rae, Here’s the 411. We had a storm. On Wednesday. That is all.

OK, that’s not quite all. The storm was a doozey: lightening, thunder, torrential rain. The whole nine yards. Oh, yeah, huge limb breaking off of a tree and falling on our car? Yes, we’ve got that. The limb crashing onto our car occurred whilst I was in Branch Presidency meeting. I didn’t get a picture of the limb because it was dark. By the time I went back the next morning, the limb had been removed. Probably hauled off to build a house. That’s how big it was. Okay, maybe not quite THAT big, but it was probably 10 feet long (not including the smaller offshoots) and 18” across at the thickest part. As you can see from the pictures below, it dented in the hood, the roof, the passenger front door, and knocked off the mirror on the passenger side. We are now without a car for a week to ten days whilst we check off “try out body work in New Delhi” from our bucket list. In this regard Rae picked a great time to be gone.

                 

We are always open to address topics of interest in our blog. We’ve been asked about toilet facilities, particularly public ones. As with much of the physical infrastructure, this is an area of great change and great variation, at least in urban centers. India has been called the world’s largest outdoor toilet. Historically, the side of any road, or any available wall has been all the toilet needed. It is still a very common site to see a car or bike pulled to side of the road and the driver standing with his back to the road “watering the roses”.

There are a few public toilets provided here and there, for instance in areas like markets or stations, but not many. They tend not to be particularly clean. Oh, it’s also a good idea to follow the old Boy Scout motto and “be prepared” with your own paper. Of course, in new modern facilities such as the mall or the airport the toilets are clean and modern. Well at least some of the facilities are. In a typical bank of, say, six commodes, four will be new, western style and two will be “squatters” instead of “sitters” like this:



In general, it’s best to relieve one’s self before heading out, always carry paper, have a large bladder, and excellent control.

A word about effluent: yuck. Having made that point, please allow me to elaborate. In Delhi, It is not common to find totally open sewers (though they do exist). On the other hand it is not at all UNcommon to find a sewer that would be open if it wasn’t for 3” cement slabs that have been laid over the top of the sewer. These slabs don’t seal the sewers but mostly cover them so people won’t just stumble into one accidently. They definitely don’t contain the smell. You add these quasi open sewers to those who “pisseth against the wall” (see 1 Samuel 25), and the various dogs, cows, goats, elephants, and other animals who wander about and there are some really, umm, “interesting” smells.

With that, “Smell you later. (I can’t believe that caught on).” Reference, anyone?


Namaste.

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