Sunday, April 5, 2015

We are diplomats, With our proper hats; Our attire comes habitual, Along with all the ritual!



Lyrics for this week’s blontry comes from a classic source: The Real Ambassadors by the Dave Brubeck Quartet. It fits because once again Rae and I participated in the annual Ambassadors’ Meet, which is sponsored by the Delhi Chamber of Commerce.

As you can undoubtedly tell by the name the Ambassadors’ Meet, is a meet (Indian English for meeting, gathering) for Ambassadors. To add a little color, it is held annually. Hence the name Annual Ambassadors’ Meet. The idea is that members of the Chamber have a chance to interact with Ambassadors from all the embassies and to build on or establish relationships that may lead to business. In truth, I haven’t observed much fruitful interaction. For the most part members of the various embassies seem to stay clustered in groups with only marginal interaction between them.

Well, you say, maybe the idea is to get a key official from the Indian government to speak; to provide a forum for the presentation of international initiatives.  Well, sort of and not so much, as it turns out. There is always a Chief Guest who speaks. Usually this is someone high in the Ministry of External Affairs, and s/he does talk about Indian initiatives to expand trade. However, in a classic case of form over function, the assembled throng never quits talking, or even turns so they can see the speaker. Rather they continue their own conversations without so much as a glance at the podium.

So, if the event is not really about doing business nor yet for listening to policy statements, what is the purpose? I can answer in five words: open bar and free food. With an emphasis on open bar. If I am going to be honest, I think most of the Ambassadors don’t even bother to come. So for the embassy staffs it is a chance to socialize with plenty of free food and drink and only a passing glance at any business. I can’t speak to the open bar but the food has always been pretty good.

The other thing that has been a constant, although the specifics have been a bit different each year is a demonstration of traditional songs and dance from various parts of India. This has always been the best part of the evening, and it is entertaining enough that people actually stop or at least slow down their conversations and watch. This year the music and dance came from the North-eastern states of Arunachal Pradesh, Assam, Manipur, Meghalaya, Mizoram, Nagaland, and Tripura. If you are familiar with a map of India, these states, also called the Seven Sister States, are the relatively little cluster of states separated from the rest of India by a narrow strip of land between Bangladesh and Nepal. In many ways these states are quite different from the rest of India (as if the “rest of India” is a monolithic whole) and more similar to the people of Myanmar and Nepal than to the rest of India. In fact, except for a part of Assam, these seven states were brought into India quite late, some as recently as 1987.

A band played traditional tribal music from the Seven Sister States. The band accompanied dance groups. The dances are not too different from the dances you would see from indigenous groups from any number of cultures. One act was a repeat from last year. Someone was brought up from the audience. He was made to kneel on the stage. A carrot in his mouth, a zucchini on his hand some orange fruit or vegetable on his head. A performer was blindfolded and given two swords. While blindfolded he danced around the stage waiving the swords. Eventually he made his way over to the kneeling stooge, err participant from the audience. Then with three swift strokes he cut the carrot in half, leaving the stub in the man’s mouth and sliced the zucchini and other vegetable in half without (at lease apparently) hurting the participant.

After that number, they had the participant lie on the ground spread eagle with what looked like a squash on his stomach. The performer, still blindfolded, again danced around the participant, stomping around the man’s extremities, his man parts, and his head and chopping the ground all around him with a short handled hoe. At the crescendo of the dance he brought the hoe down, severing the squash without hurting the participant. MAYBE he could see through or around his mask, but I wouldn’t bet on it. And I definitely wouldn’t have volunteered my head, hands, and other vital body parts to find out.

Anyway, here are some pictures that we took during the evening.












With no further introduction, here’s Rae.

On a completely different note, I’m going to share this weeks’ experience with getting our, becoming ever more necessary, air conditioners serviced for the season.  We’ve been here for two years and I’m not sure this annual event has actually happened previously.  I will begin this tale by saying that I’ve never been impressed with the managers who “manage” things around here.  What they mostly seem to excel at is passing the buck and doing as little as possible.  They didn’t fail in their management skills in this project either. 

We have 8 separate AC units, if you count the 2 in the basement.  Servicing each unit is a bit time consuming.  It’s not like servicing the one central AC unit that most of us have.  Turns out that the day before, our servicing, the manager was here most of the day supervising the servicing of the AC units for the landlord’s two kids above us.  So, time to see if they can pass the buck to someone else.  That someone else would be none other than Christina, who works for us. 

I wasn’t too pleased when she told me that the manager had called her to tell her our units were being serviced and gave her the instructions about what she needed to do, and make sure the workers did.  Excuse me, I don’t remember them paying Christina for her time.  We pay her to help in the house (usually 5 hours a day, five days a week), not stand outside ALL DAY watching the workers to make sure they do everything the manager wants done.  GGGRRR!  When workers are in the house she usually watches/keeps an eye on them.  Sadly this is necessary to insure that they don’t leave with something that doesn’t belong to them.  I appreciate her supervising while they work inside, plus she is able to communicate anything that needs to be communicated.

Turns out the manager wanted her to supervise to make sure the workers didn’t just blow all the debris and dust out of the units, but rinse them, then wash the blades with soap and water.  I think that’s fine if that’s what he wants done but I wasn’t pleased he thought this should be Christina’s job.  We only pay her to work a certain amount of hours, and I always feel bad if she’s here over her time. 

I tell her that it isn’t her job to stand outside and supervise them, and if the manager wants that done then he should come and do it.  He didn’t come, and she still spent a good deal of her time helping and supervising them. 

I’ve mentioned in the past how shocking it is to have people come to do a job and bring no tools.  This was pretty much the same scenario.  They showed up, late, got a VERY wobbly,  ladder from the back of our building and began working.  Christina stood outside to watch.  I watched through the living room window as they began on the first of two units just outside the window.  It was pretty scary watching the one worker stand on the wobbly ladder and sway about 8-10“from side to side as he worked.  No law suits here; mostly they’re lucky to get paid.

After a few minutes Christina came inside to ask if we had an extension cord, NO.  Somehow they figured out how to make their blower reach.  Next she came in for soap. After she asked them if they were going to wash the blades with soap and water, they said, “Oh yes… do you have soap?” YES.  Don't know what they would have done if we’d been out of soap.   

I had a lunch engagement and then went straight to teach my two piano students.  They were still working outside when I left.  A bit before 6pm Christina sent me a text saying the workers were done and she was going home.  She’d come by 11 to meet them.  I’ve never been great at math but even I know that is more than 5 hours.  Thanks Christina for staying and sorry the manager thinks you work for him.  One last GGGRRRR!

Failed to get a picture of the poor swaying worker.


Namaste.  

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